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Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case... ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case... ok"
This is how business is done ha ha ha
Monday, May 17, 2010
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others' feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You'll yell and use harsh words, and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagery is at its best when angry, & you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason & wish to be left alone. But once you have calmed down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. So nobody can be upset with you for too long.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Papa: sbb papa seganla bile mesyuarat kawan papa semua pakai hp cangih2..hp papa buruk je..
Adik: ohhh papa nak jadi canggih macam kwn2 papa la?
aku pulak sudah kene tipuuu...konon2 dapat free lah 1 blackberry...habis lesap no celcom gue huhu wawawa sadisssss....dahla saya ni pengguna setia celcom...en. celcom jgn mara ye..bukan saye yang nak macam tu ni sume keje pakcik maxis bongok tuh huwaaaaaaaaaaa