Before And After...

Wife, Husband
Why does a man want to have a WIFE. Because;
W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - Food
E - Entertainment

Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND. Because
H - Housing
U - Understanding
S - Sharing
B - Buying
A - And
N - Never
D - Demanding


Before/After Wedding

Before Wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love"
After Wedding - "you get on my nerve

Before Wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After Wedding -"you are worse than godzila. " *

Before Wedding -Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After Wedding -Roses are dead, I am blue.You get on my head, I will sue you

Before Wedding -Every dinner, he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding -You want to go, he says Nanti-la

Before Wedding - She enjoys his looks
After Wedding - She enjoys his cheque book

Before Wedding - Shopping at Sogo,
After Wedding - Shopping at Pasar Malam

Before Wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
After Wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before Wedding - Weekends at Resor Tampak Siri
After Wedding - Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring

Before Wedding - He opens the car door
After Wedding - He opens his mouth and snores

Before Wedding - She / he was your ideal
After Wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal

Adalah aku begitu?
Harapnya tidak ^_^’
Diharapkan juga teman masa hadapanku juga tidak begitu…
takut sih…;p
haha..it’s just me being poyo ^_~

kenapa ku tiba2 pula menulis tentang ini yah? humm...ohh...hari ini my dear sis and her loving hubby go to their honeymoon at genting...seronoknya...saya nak berbulan madu di mana yah? ^_^